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16 July 2012

The Graaaaaaaand Caaaaaanyon!

It’s 5:30am. The alarm on my phone is going off and I can’t find it amongst my stuff that is strewn across the floor at the foot of my bed. I don’t want to wake James, although it is inevitable. It seems like only moments ago that my head hit the pillow, and now I have to drag my carcase out of bed and head down to the East Tower drop-off point for 6:10am. The Grand Canyon Tour Company have my $80 and they will be ferrying me to one of the Seven Natural Wonders of the World.

James had decided not to join me as he had a pilot for a sit-com to write and the $80 fee was a little too high for his liking. So I set off on the shuttle to the departure point, to check in with all the other “Grand Canyoners” and receive our breakfast – a (nother) cereal bar and a small cup of coffee. My plan to get some sleep on the coach was scuppered by the driver giving us a brief history of the canyon, Las Vegas and route 66. Then he put on the film Herbie: Fully Loaded, with Lyndsay Lohan, at possibly full volume so that all the old-timers could hear it. Even my itunes couldn’t drown out the inane dross that was invading my eyes and ears so I tried as best I could to get some shut-eye to catch up on the missed sleep from the night before. After a couple of stop-offs for restrooms and some lunch at a mom ‘n’ pop place we finally pulled into Grand Canyon National Park.

Number 2......apparently!
In hindsight we should have looked at organising the trip from Flagstaff as the route from Las Vegas basically back-tracked our Greyhound route that we had done only days before from Flagstaff and took in 270 miles each way, rather than the 80 miles it could have been. But hey, these things happen and I’m glad that Philippa and Adam kept pushing me to go and see it. It sent shivers down my spine when I finally got to the edge of the viewing area and peered down into the mile-deep crevasse. We were at the South Rim where it was not only one mile deep but ten miles wide too, giving spectacular views all around. Unfortunately, the rains had followed me from Las Vegas and had been steadily tracking the coach through all our stop-offs and into the National Park. Luckily, the clouds ceased their downfall when we got to the rim, but sadly the sun could not penetrate through and kept the temperature at a meagre 66oF. There were some breaks in the cloud which lit up the canyon and made for some beautiful shots before we were herded back onto the coach to get to our next drop-off point for a different view of the canyon. One more hour of pictures and contemplation later and we were to get back on the bus and start the long, long journey back to Vegas. Again, my plan to catch up on some sleep was denied by the driver and two more overly-loud movies – Route 66 and Cheaper By The Dozen 2. Unfortunately we were unable to stop off at the Hoover Dam due to new security measures that had been introduced since 9/11 which would increase the tour by another 2 hours or so, but we did get to see it from the bypass, all lit up and with security all over the place. A little sad, but I guess that is the way it is these days, I mean look at London and the build-up to the Olympics.

Now that's one BIG canyon!
The bus tour was due back in to Las Vegas at around 9pm and was then to drop off all guests at their hotels. But as my pick-up had been one of the last ones I assumed that I would be first to be dropped off too. I was very, very wrong. The problem was two-fold: One, that there were over 50 people on the coach and that meant a lot of different hotels to go to, and two, it was Saturday night in Las Vegas and the coach needed to get on and off The Strip several times, which meant a lot of waiting in stationary traffic. The Swedish girl (originally from Lebanon) who had been my coach companion was off at the first stop and as the driver read through the list of stops I noticed that the LVH was very low down on the list (and I think he said the Las Vegas Hilton, which is NOT the Las Vegas Hotel where I had been picked up from). So by the time I alighted the coach, at the nearby Marriott as it was near to the LVH and we weren’t even heading there next, it was gone 10pm. A swift walk to the nearby AM/PM to pick up three 24oz cans of Tecate (I had learnt from the Steel Reserve episode and knew that Tecate was around 5%) and I was back in the hotel room, where James had been waiting, fully dressed and ready to hit the town. After a quick shower and guzzling down the Tecate we headed out to pick up from the night before.

Brits on The Strip
As we knew the system for ordering beers we tried our luck in Treasure Island, but were knocked back slightly when the waitress said we could only order one drink as I was the only one playing the slot machine. James hurriedly whipped out a dollar to say that he was also playing and that he would like to order a beer also. The woman knew what we were up to, and it was probably pretty obvious that people slow-playing a 1c slot machine are only after the free drinks. She waited ages to come back too, maybe to keep us playing more, or maybe just to teach us a lesson. Still, lesson learned and we made sure that we were both either playing or looked like playing when we were approached in the future. The night took in the Bellagio, Flamingo’s and Bill’s casinos, the latter one was the place that decided to kick us out. For why, you might ask. Being rowdy? Winning too much money? Nope, they just didn’t “accept” UK Driving Licenses this far down on The Strip. As the security guard Tim G told us, we would need a passport if we wanted to stay, drink or play any more in the casino. As I had just hit big on the slot machine ($13) we decided that we would finish our Long Island Iced Tea and Rusty Nail (me the former, James the latter), cash in my voucher and move on to the next place. And as it was about 3am and we were both flagging a little we made our way along Las Vegas BLVD back towards the LVH for a possible nightcap – we still had one more can of Tecate, although it would be room temperature by now. Thankfully, the people in the room next door weren’t being their usual loud selves, so we were good to get some much-needed sleep and prepare for our final full day in Vegas.

15 July 2012

Viva Las Vegas!

As the bus rolled into the Gambling Capital of the World we were mightily relieved to have finally made it, albeit severely delayed. Our travelling companion from China had also made it through and had kindly offered his brothers services to give us a lift to the LVH, our hotel for our stop in Las Vegas. As Steven drove us all through The Strip late in the evening we marvelled at the neon lightshow that was filling our eyes at every metre along Las Vegas Boulevard. It was not long before we were checking into the Las Vegas Hotel (LVH, formerly the Las Vegas Hilton) and grabbing a quick shower before hitting the casino in the LVH.

The LVH in Las Vegas
We had heard fantastic stories of the casinos in Las Vegas where you could order a drink on the house and simply tip the waitress a dollar for her time. However, it seemed to be harder than we thought as the waitresses just weren’t coming near us to offer the “free” drinks we were desperate for. So after about 20 minutes of skulking around the slot machines, the black-jack tables and the Miss America contestants we decided that we weren’t going to get lucky and we should go out onto the strip and buy an honest beer and be done with it, maybe the free beer thing was a myth. We wandered the streets and it felt just like the movies that we had seen back in good ol’ England. It had been a long day so we were only going to be out for a short while, so we headed into a couple of casinos to try our luck one more time with the free beer, but finally bit the bullet and got 2 bottles of beer for $5 in Slots ‘o’ Fun. Not such a bad start, although we were hoping for more Big Ass Beers, but it seemed like Vegas was a bit more classy than that. Did I just use Vegas and Classy in the same sentence??

Vegas baby!!!
The next day was a day to find some sandwich supplies for James and some (more) cereal bars for me, and also to have a better stab at getting the free beers we had dreamed about. The morning wander for a coffee turned out to be rather more moist than we had anticipated. After finding many, many tat stores selling all manner of tat that you can think of, we managed to find Starbucks for a coffee and when we stepped back outside the heavens had opened and we were to get drenched on our hike back to the hotel. This was crazy, it seemed like the rain clouds had been following us for the last 6 locations, even to places that hadn’t seen rain for weeks, such as Vegas and Alabama. But thankfully it brightened up enough for us to make it to a store and get the much-needed sandwich supplies, some aptly-named crisps and some more washing powder, for we needed to do a laundry load but not for $5 a t-shirt that the LVH was quoting! On our return we started on the hand-wash, something that we were getting rather good at by now, and set about planning our next moves – to-Salt-Lake or to-not-Salt-Lake, how to get to the Grand Canyon, how to get to Yosemite, etc, etc. And then it was time to hit The Strip again, this time to have a proper stab at everything Las Vegas had to offer.

One of our first stops was at Circus Circus, the hotel that we nearly stayed at through advice from people we had met on our travels but had decided against it due to the all-too-crazy atmosphere that seemed to surround it, and we got a pizza to share with a glass of water each. Our money was to be destined for greater things than food. Wandering down Las Vegas BLVD we came across the pirate ship that indicated we were at the Treasure Island (TI) casino. So we stuck our heads in and played a 1c slot machine, more just to get a feel for the place than to try and win some money. Within minutes a waitress approached us asking if we would like a drink. After checking that said drink would be complimentary (I did not want to get stung for a beer that I assumed would be free) we ordered two beers and sat back to eagerly await our bounty. After a short wait the waitress returned and we both gave her a $1 tip, clinked our bottles and supped away whilst playing through our dollar in the slot machine. We knew we had got it now, and headed through to the next casino safe in the knowledge that we had cracked the system and would be able to order “free” beers wherever we went. Whilst playing the slot machine in TI I had managed to get my credit back up to $1 and went to cashout from the machine. Now, if you have never been to Vegas, the machines print out a voucher for you to use in one of the other achiness in that casino. So I tucked my $1 voucher into my back pocket, being careful not to crease it. I did not realise at the time that you cannot use these vouchers in the other casinos, but I held onto it nonetheless in the knowledge that we would be passing the TI on the way back home, so I could quickly pop in and try to double it up if possible. It turns out that I would not get the opportunity to complete this transaction. We had moved on to some of the other casinos along The Strip and as we turned to head back home I went to my back pocket to check I still had my $1 voucher (and possible passport to riches) but found only a receipt for some Cheeto’s I had purchased in Nashville. Some cheeky little get had half-inched it from my back pocket! It’s not the value of the loss that angers me, it’s the principal of the matter. Actually, it IS the value too! That could have got me another bottle of Heineken (other continental beers are available).

And all for the price of one US dollar
Our final stop that night was Caesars Palace - a magnificent arrangement of buildings that seemed too big to comprehend. Faux-Italian statues and fountains lined the outskirts of the casino and the theme continued within. Having cracked the code of the drink ordering system we were merrily supping away at our beers and playing the occasional slot machine, but never more than 1c a go. I had been tempted to try my hand at black-jack but thought it best to leave it til the next night, at the Bellagio or Luxor, and try to find somewhere that offered minimum bets of less than $10 a hand. I had set a leaving time of about midnight, for I had booked myself on a bus tour to the Grand Canyon the next morning, so we cashed our vouchers, finished our drinks and started the long walk back to the LVH. Along the way we would dodge many idiots such as frat-boys and Wall-Street-wannabes, packs of young girls on the look-out for a sugar-daddy and any number of people clicking baseball-style cards advertising women for the night. Still, we made it back safe and sound, but my heart sank when I set my alarm for the following morning and it stated that I had only 4 hours to go before it would be blaring at me to get up.

Waiting...

It occurs to me that I have forgotten to mention a few colourful characters that we have come across in the various bus stations along the way. I have mentioned a couple in some posts, but I feel that I should add in the last few before I forget. Where do I start...?

- Crazy meth-guy who was singing in the toilet when James was using the urinal, then came over to us to ask us if we were playing cards (we were clearly playing cards) and then asked me (in a crazy voice plus stare) if James had cheated when I told him that he had beaten me. Again, this was in the toilets.

- There was the Mexican lady with big glasses who made a bee-line for me in order to ask me if I could watch the door for her whilst she went to use a cubical in the gents as the ladies was being cleaned. I only assumed this is what she requested as she was mumbling very broken English. And granted, one of the stalls had no lock on it. ONE. The other three were fine. I still don’t know what I would have said whilst guarding the gents if someone had wanted to use the toilet...especially if it was crazy meth-guy. I think that saying something like, “No, you can’t use the toilet because there is a Mexican woman currently using the one stall that has no lock on it” would have made ME look like the mental one.

- The old lady who sat next to me (who I tried to ignore for as long as possible) who had been a medical receptionist who had strange gloves on to help her arthritis. She was 84 and was just heading back from Las Vegas after getting married for the 4th time.

- Choose a number between 1 and 10. That is at least the number of weird men in yellow t-shirts we have seen scurrying around the various terminals.

Sadly, depending on how you look at the situation, these are all true stories. And merely one of the added “bonuses” of Going Greyhound! Fortunately, the drivers can be quite amusing, if they speak at all, as they all have to give a list of rules and regulations that must be adhered to on the journey. This includes the total ban on alcohol and drugs on board, listening to loud music, shouting into your cell phone, and the use of any curse words.

Fortunately for us the driver who turned up for the bus to Flagstaff seemed reasonably helpful, adorned in all manner of silver jewellery, including a belt buckle the size of a small dinner plate. Thankfully there was room on the bus for Tim and James, and we managed to get two seats together, after turfing out a girl who was trying to cover two seats whilst her mate did the same in the seat behind. Sleep was needed, but sadly we were unable to get a decent amount due to various phones bleeping into the night, some girl with a dirty smokers cough, and the two girls behind us allegedly sleep-talking (I only have James’ word to go by on this, and it could easily have been a dream, but I’ll keep it in for good measure anyway). 

On yet another Greyhound marathon
We arrived at Flagstaff at 4:30am to find the dozen empty seats waiting for us inside the smallest bus station ever – you could spit from one end to the other, not that we tried. Incidentally, Flagstaff wins the award for best toilet(s) so far as I didn’t mind putting my feet on the floor whilst getting changed into my travelling gear. And so we settled down for a couple more hours of kip whist we waited for our connecting bus at 2:30pm. We settled, but we were advised by “Rob” that the station will close at 5am as he finishes his shift then. Oh. So he advised us to head to the nearby Denny’s that was 24/7 and grab some breakfast or something. And since he was shutting in a few minutes he could give us a ride there in his truck. The “us” I just referred to was myself, James, the elderly retired Chinese man who had befriended us in the Albuquerque terminal and Gabriele, an Italian chap touring the states for two months, by couchsurfing his way round. The truck was an open-backed pick-up with one seat for the driver and one for another passenger. So me, James and Gabriele clambered into the back and we set off for Denny’s! 

Ummmmmm......Flagstaff
After a couple of hours and a bizarre tea ritual (I ordered a cup of tea – I got a mug full of hot water, a small teapot full of hot water, a tea bag and no milk) Gabriele was collected by his couchsurfer, Kwan had set off to see what he could find in the local area and that left the Gray brothers frantically trying to leech some wi-fi from a local eatery somewhere to organise our updated (once again, thanks Greyhound) schedule. Once the bus station opened up for business again at 9.30am we tried to get Priority Boarding or some printed tickets that would guarantee our seats on the bus to Vegas, but alas there was no joy. First Come First Served is now getting rather irritating, and meant that if the 2:30pm bus to Vegas was full, we would be waiting til 1:15am for the next one, or trying to rent a car as we had already booked the accommodation and really wanted to get to Vegas and see the sights!

12 July 2012

Leaving (Albuquerque for...) Las Vegas

A clear head first thing in the morning. Great! Just what I needed after the Steel-Reserve-induced hangover from the day before. Not a drop had touched my lips the night before and James had been tasked with finishing off the last four cans of the super-strong lager in order to make sure we got full value for money. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on what camp you sit in, he only got through three and so the Hispanic leaner will be getting a bonus of one can of lager, plus one set of previously-worn flip-flops (the ones that my new Old Navy ones have replaced). We got our fair share of breakfast, as again we were the only ones there, and seemingly the only ones in the motel. Or at least, the only ones that weren't paying by the hour....

So after packing up the bags again and asking the (very) talkative Indian lady owner if we could leave our bags behind reception whist we waited for our bus, we wandered down to try and find some of the locations from the hit TV series Breaking Bad. Unwittingly, we had already passed a motel that had been used in a scene from the show, but we hadn’t realised, so we went back again to get a picture of us outside. The only other place we would be able to get to was about 20 minutes walk away – not too bad you would think, but James was beginning to feel the heat and needed some shade to cool off. Thing is, Albuquerque doesn’t really have any shade outside the CBD, and everything is low and spread out. But we made it without the need to cool him down with some 7Up. It was a small condo/duplex that was used in a number of scenes, and anyone who has seen the show will instantly recognise the location where Jesse’s girlfriend overdoses and Walter doesn’t help out (sorry if that has spoilt it for you, but it’s pretty obvious it’s gonna happen, and it’s in season 2, so carry on watching as there’s much more left to see). Our only option then was to wait in the bus station til 3pm, or head back to Milton’s Diner, buy a cup of coffee and use the wi-fi for another 3 hours. In a matter of minutes we were back in the same seats as we had been in a couple of days ago when we had first arrived. And then we were off back to the bus station to check in our bags and wait for the bus to Vegas!

The Breaking Bad motel
Or so we thought. For when we turned up, all wide-eyed and bushy-tailed, our faces fell when the clerk behind the desk advised us that the 16:40 bus to Las Vegas was full. So we would not be getting away as easily as we thought. Giselle had advised us that she had only ever not got onto her desired bus once, and we both hoped that this would be our “one” too. So we quickly hatched a plan to try and get us to Vegas as quickly as possible. Basically, the original plan incorporated a stop-over in Flagstaff, so we booked the next available tickets to Flagstaff and then would look to get directly to Vegas from there. That next available bus was at 23:05, so the Gray boys settled in for a lengthy wait in the Albuquerque bus station and crossed their fingers that the bus to Flagstaff would not be at capacity...

11 July 2012

Hot Dog, Jumping Frog......

We were in another new state, and this state was New Mexico! Working our way across the states, we were now more than halfway there, heading for our final destination of Los Angeles. We arrived into a nice new terminal and headed to a local diner to grab a cup of hot brown and use their wi-fi as we had much to prepare. We knew we would be in Albuquerque for 2 days and then heading vaguely towards Las Vegas, but we had not booked anything or checked the bus times, so we knew we needed to have a productive day. After 3 hours in Milton’s Cafe and 3 refills of our coffee we had a final route planned that would take in Vegas, Salt Lake City, Reno, Yosemite, San Francisco, San Diego and Los Angeles, with numerous overnighters along the way.

James ponders his next move in Albuquerque
Our hotel/motel was right next-door to the diner so we checked in early and made camp. We had already decided that this day would be a free-and-easy one so we showered, slept, blogged and then set out to find a local deli for sandwich materials and deodorant. Once we had found a couple of places that would satisfy our needs we purchased our goods, including a 12 pack of beer, and headed for the exit. But our exit-strategy was to be delayed, for as the song goes “everywhere you go, always take the weather with you” we had done, and it was thundering it down outside. With only shorts and t-shirts to keep us warm we had to try and sit it out and wait for a break in the clouds. It never came. But we did manage to leave when it had died off a bit, and got back reasonably dry, to tuck into a monster Bowl Noodle and a couple of Steel Reserve beers. 

Ironically, the ponchos that we SHOULD have worn when we left the hotel!
Due to the odd nature of US labelling we had no idea how strong said beer would be, but we had been reliably informed by one of our US buddies that they were pretty much all the same so that’s why they didn’t label them up. After removing the first can from the soggy cardboard packaging I noticed something on the can that made my blood run cold. 8.1% ABV. Wow. And this was the cheap stuff too! Less than a buck a beer is what we look for, and this came out cheaper than the 5% Buds and Millers of this world, so I have no idea what the alcohol tax is for the US, but this beer packed a kick stronger than a steroid-addled mule on Red Bull. After 3 cans and a lot of cheesey American telly, we were steady away and our decision to open a fourth (so we would only have to have 2 each the next day) seemed like a good idea at the time. It wasn’t. For me anyway. Climbing into bed, I had not had the room spin like that since my days at Devonshire Halls in my first year of University. Thankfully I managed to get off to sleep and awoke to a very fuzzy head the next morning. But we made it to breakfast anyway, where we were to be treated to a “Conti Breakfast” which I assumed was continental breakfast, much like we had got in Chicago and Nashville. It wasn’t at all. The choice was a bowl of Cheerio’s or cornflakes and coffee or........coffee. The tables were, well, one small table with two chairs in reception. A little odd but we ate our share and made off back to the room to get ready for our Power Day of seeing everything Albuquerque had to offer.

James had found a map to get to Old Town, west of downtown, where there was supposedly some nice little places to see, so we set off in the morning sun to find it. The historical Route 66 ran through the town and we walked along it to get to Old Town. You wouldn’t really know you were on the old Route 66 (for it is no longer called that now, for some reason) save from a couple of signs on diners/bars, and it seemed like any other main road through a generic American town. But we found the Old Town area and looked around the small olden-style houses and shops that seemed a nice little oasis of calm set away from the major roads that criss-crossed the city. This is where my hangover decided to leave me, possibly sweated-out from the hike down there. After we had “done” Old Town we headed back up the old Route 66 and passed the crazy old lady who was still having a picnic by herself in the park and chatting away to seemingly nobody. There wasn’t much else to see in the city either, so we made our way back to the room to chill out and look at accommodation for Vegas and Salt Lake City. We knew that the TV show Breaking Bad was filmed in Albuquerque and we would have time the next morning to see some of the locations where they had filmed so we had another relaxed day/night, but with no more Steel Reserve for me, I stuck to the Ice Tea from the vending machine...


Even Albuquerque has churches everywhere

Dallas

After a good nights sleep and a fantastic breakfast spread laid on by Susan, we said our goodbyes to Indy and Misty and sped into Dallas for another round of sight-seeing. We had slept later than planned due to a mix-up in communications with the folks and our mums desire to watch Andy Murray in the final of Wimbledon, as we needed to SKYPE them when it would interfere least with play. That left us with only a few hours to see what there was in Dallas, and thankfully Susan was happy to ferry us around in the car so we could see as much as we could with our limited time.

Ride 'em cowboy!
The most poignant moment was when we arrived at the site where JFK was assassinated. The Texas Book Depository is now a museum, and a number of small monuments were around the place in his honour. Quite oddly, there was a black and yellow banner stating “Grassy Knoll” where apparently the second gunman was hidden. Slightly down the road was the JFK Memorial, a large concrete cube-like structure where people can walk inside and reflect on their thoughts. At this point the temperature was beginning to rise and we were very glad to get back into the air-conditioned car. After touring the outlying suburbs of Dallas and seeing the more affluent (and the more seedy) areas we also managed to go through a drive-thru farmers market. Only in America! Later in the day we headed to a great little eatery called Empanadas where we picked up some fantastic little savoury pasty-type bites, originating from Argentina. As we were pushed for time we had to eat them in the Greyhound terminal after saying our goodbye and heart-felt thanks to Susan, and try to dodge the many crickets that seemed to continuously inhabit the station in Dallas. It’s not the best arrival into a city you will ever have. Sadly, our plans for seeing Dallas meant that we would have to leave from Dallas Greyhound rather than Fort Worth, as the newly-built Fort Worth terminal was a joy to behold.

The Grassy Knoll is round here somewhere...
And that was our short-but-sweet tour of the Dallas/Fort Worth area, and it was definitely well worth the visit, but we were now waiting for our next carriage to head into New Mexico and all the way through to Albuquerque.

09 July 2012

Well (Fort) Worth It

Some of our connecting buses had been hours apart. Some, like the transfer in Montgomery, had been only minutes apart, but largely due to the lateness of the initial Greyhound coach. We had approximately 25 minutes to make our connecting bus in Shreveport to make sure that we got into Fort Worth in time. But alas, our first coach from New Orleans was running late (as usual) so we had a certain amount of dread that we wouldn’t get there in time, as we believed that probably the only coach that would leave on time would be the one we needed to change onto. Thankfully, we made it, and with only minutes to spare! However, a new problem presented itself. We had heard numerous stories of bags going missing on various routes, and to our horror we were told to get on the adjacent coach and “not to worry about our luggage” as it would be taken off and transferred accordingly. Obviously there was the chance of error to occur; a bag placed on the wrong coach here, a destination tag ripped off there, etc, etc. SO we tried to gain as much sleep as possible, all the while wondering if our luggage was safely beneath us in the cargo hold, or whether it was now wending its merry way out to Florida or Detroit. Someone must have been looking down on us, as we arrived on time and with our luggage safely ensconced in the hold. Soon it would be time to meet Susan.

Who is Susan, I hear you ask. Well, she is the lovely lady who graciously offered up her home for me and James to stay in whilst we explored Fort Worth. She had also offered to pick us up from the bus station and take us straight into the town centre and drop us off for some sight-seeing before coming to pick us up later in the day for some dinner. We knew we were onto a winner here.

And so the day began with a need for coffee. The sleep on the Greyhound had not been great, interrupted many, many times with stop-offs in middle-of-nowhere-one-horse-towns. The best we could do was to attempt a “walk-thru” order of two coffees and a breakfast sandwich for James from a nearby Cosmic Drive-thru. But it did the job and we headed out to see what we could find in the Stockyard area of the town. This was an area that had many Texan restaurants offering massive chunks of steak, for unfortunately rather out-of-our-price-range prices. But we mooched around, waiting for 11:30 when the infamous Cattle Drive would be heading through the cobbled streets of the Stockyard, which is apparently a big draw for the area. We loitered around the main street where the Cattle Drive would be heading through, with more and more people lining the streets we were thinking we were in for a great show and hankering to get a great position for some classic photos. In our minds it would be like the Pamplona Bull Run, with long-horn cattle tearing down the streets by the hundreds. Sadly, our overactive imaginations seemed to have over-egged the pudding a little, as there were about 10 cattle being slowly herded along the street by a few cowboys on their steeds. Still a great sight to see, but we were expecting so much more.

The fantastic, albeit slow, cattle drive
Fort Worth is divided into 3 distinct areas: the Stockyards, the Cultural District and Downtown. With the Stockyards “done” we hopped onto Molly the Trolley to get into Downtown. There, we hit Sundance Square, the Courthouse buildings (old and new), a free museum about Fort Worth and the Waterpark. The Waterpark was a great little place with numerous different water features built into the middle of the district. Although great to stop off at and see, it did raise the humidity levels somewhat, as was indicated by the sweat on my forearms. Unfortunately the one thing missing from the area were drinking fountains. Unlike DC, we only found a couple dotted around, with one being broken and one being too warm to satisfy our thirst. But luckily, the lady in the Visitor Center kindly gave us two chilled bottles of water on the house, and these were soon finished within a couple of minutes. Once Downtown had been completed we headed over to the Cultural District on the Number 7 bus. It felt very odd to be sitting on a bus knowing that we were not going to be sitting there for 10 or 11 hours whilst any number of weirdo’s coughed, sneezed, chatted or generally disturbed us. We were both excited to visit the Cultural District as the Botanic Gardens had been highly recommended, as were the museums. So we hit the gardens first, and as we were flagging a little from the lack of sleep the night before, we found a couple of wooden benches to catch 40 winks on. It felt like sleeping in a jungle with all the different sounds and sights around us, but sadly the bench was not up to scratch and I only grabbed 5 minutes of dozing whilst James was out like a light for 40 minutes. The weather had noticeably changed and as we headed off in search of other beautiful areas of the gardens we couldn’t help thinking that we had brought the weather with us from New Orleans (for we had left just as a thunderstorm hit the city, and thankfully a taxi driver had picked us up just as the first few drops of rain had started to fall), but Susan had said that the area hadn’t seen rain in weeks, so we thought nothing of it. But as we lingered by a pond that housed a number of wild terrapins an unexpected gust of wind nearly tossed me in with the snappy little critters. It was time to leave the gardens. Easier said than done, for we had not left a trail of breadcrumbs and the map was pretty poor. So by the time we had left the Botanic Gardens and made it to the Art Museum (free entry) it had closed. Another attraction we had missed by minutes, but as we were still “crashing” from lack of sleep we texted Susan who thankfully came to pick us up and take us back to her house.

Good job there was plenty of water!
Susan lives in a lovely little housing complex, in a bungalow with two cats (Indiana and Mistletoe). After a quick, and much-needed, shower we headed out to get some food, from a place called the Golden Corral. An all-you-can-eat buffet place with various foods from around the world, you grab a plate and load up with whatever you want. After two full plates, and a valiant attempt at a third, I was stuffed and both me and James agreed to keep our eyes out for any more of these places that would satisfy our hunger and our desire for green vegetables! With no room for dessert we jumped back in the car and headed home to complete our agreement with Susan. We had offered our services for anything that was needed doing around the house as a form of gratitude for letting us stay, and Susan had had the carpets cleaned that day so needed the furniture putting back into place We obviously agreed to this and set about our task, which was made all the more difficult due to Indiana getting curious and attempting to get in drawers, under beds, etc. Contract fulfilled we all sat down to a glass of “two buck chuck” (a $3 bottle of white wine) and chatted late into the night, at which point I had to call it a night as the clock neared midnight as I was beginning to hallucinate from the lack of sleep. A shared double bed awaited us (along with a playful Indiana, and occasionally a curious Mistletoe too) and we both knew this would be a much more restful nights sleep than one on the dreaded Greyhound...