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30 August 2012

Not A Cairns In The World

It turns out that the little street-sweeper was a very busy, or a very evil, chap as he did indeed come round every few minutes. He eventually stopped, but at who knows what time, and that gave us both an opportunity to get the rest that we craved. As the next flight was due in at 7am we knew that we would need to be up and about by then so as not to have countless tourists and locals milling about as we slept. We both groggily rose from our make-shift beds at around half 6 and compared notes on sleep duration and position. When 7:30am came around James went off to speak to the information desk and he returned with relative good news – someone had handed in an iPod from our flight. So with spirits raised we collected our belongings and jumped in a taxi to get to the city centre.

The taxi driver was a complete idiot and we both hoped that the rest of the people we would meet in this beautiful country wouldn’t be as frustrating as him. But we were there, in Cairns, in Australia! As it was only just after 8am we would have to do the old wait-around-for-hours-before-we-can-check-in trick. James said that he would wait with the bags first so I set off for a wander round. Straight down to the harbour, and it felt a little bit like San Diego or San Francisco, with people going about their morning job down the sea front with dog/iPhone. Temperature-wise it was bob on and felt good to take some layers off and enjoy the nice warmth of the sun again. I found a McDonalds with Wi-Fi so we set up camp in there nursing a tea and a coffee whilst catching up on a few things.

After 3 and ½ hours we thought we would try our luck at checking in early at the hostel so we lugged our stuff down there, the all-too-familiar feeling of back-pack digging into flesh coming back to us already. We were in luck, she booked us in straight away and started to tell us all about the place. As a bonus we would be getting breakfast in the morning, and apparently a dinner at night too! Each day! What a winner. It looked like our luck was changing! The hostel was pretty much the same as all the other backpacker hostels in the area it seemed; pretty basic, with communal areas and bathrooms, but at least we had our own room. First on the agenda was to get all our stuff in order and grab a much-needed shower. A little afternoon nap was very enjoyable, and then we were off out to have another look round the place. We had a meal voucher for a place called Gilligan’s just down the road and we weren’t sure how much the beers would be in this place so we stopped off in an offy to scope out the prices. New Zealand had been pretty expensive on the booze-front so we held out hope that Oz would be better. At well over $10 for a six pack of beer we were left a little deflated. Perhaps the wine would be better. But we would not be able to grab a cheap box of the stuff for we would need to be on the Greyhound in the next couple of days and they have a very strict policy on alcohol on the buses i.e. none. Bottles of wine looked to be around the $10 mark for a non-table wine……until we spotted some for $4 each. That is about £3 by English money, which even we drew the line at. Maybe $5 would be ok, as we certainly didn’t want to be drinking paint-stripper. And then I spotted something in the chiller. A bottle of Wolf Blass sparking white for $7 and thought “why not!”. James decided to join me on the fizz we bought them and hid them as best we could in the communal fridges, hoping that nobody would pinch them before we came back for them after dinner.

The Fizz
Dinner was sausage, mash and gravy, pretty expected, but I decided to upsize for $3 more to get a little more of everything. It was obviously a ploy to get people in and then hope to keep them in to have some beers afterwards. It was never gonna work on us, as we had two bottles of fizz lined up for when we had polished off the grub. It was decent enough grub, but nothing special, and we headed back to the hostel to crack open the bubbly.

There was no real set of cutlery, pans, crockery, etc at the hostel, so we had to make do as best we could – James got himself a light blue ceramic mug and I snaffled a luminous green plastic cup. Who said we weren’t classy?! After popping the corks we settled in on the couches outside our room, where the Wi-Fi signal was reasonably strong and had quickly become our usual place of residence. We were supping away quite happily and playing a few games of cards when a couple of young girls came to ask us if we would mind if they put a DVD on, to which we, naturally, replied “fill your boots” or words to that effect. The film they had chosen was a generic “rom-com” but one that I had actually seen before. The Danish girl fell asleep after about 10 minutes and went to bed soon after, and then the Irish girl came back to carry on the film whilst me and James continued our battle of wits (+ luck) at cards.

By the time we had finished both film and cards it was pushing half 11 and as we had not slept well in the airport (surprisingly) we hit the hay straight away. As I put in the earphones to listen to the ramblings of Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkington I was blissfully unaware that the rowdy Club Mickey outside would be told to quieten down after 10 minutes or the police would be called. Happy days.

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